Category Archives: Homeless Songs

This one is probably a little unfair and raw. It was written on November 10, 2016, if that helps clarify matters. Excuse me if I seem a little maudlin.Forgive me if my shame is on display.See, I dreamt that I … Continue reading →

  I remember Jason and Kylie Back when they were Scott and Charlene Young and carefree Ev’ry evening on TV And ev’ry morning on the cover of another magazine Soon they felt a yearning for freedom But careful that the … Continue reading →

There is todally no excuse for this; it’s a big basic Bryan Adams/Michael McDonald/Michael Bolton-styley power ballad wedding song. Eddie Perfect and I were trading potential choruses over SMS; Ed’s is (more or less) the “fatal blow” one that gets … Continue reading →

Kitty Marie Perfect was born on July 8, 2009. Martin Martini is a perfect gentleman. Continue reading →

Another from 2006’s aborted “Real Estate“. Bring on the anguish! Continue reading →

The planned opening song to 2006’s abandoned “Real Estate” project. Continue reading →

Written for the 2007 Walkley Awards on SBS. Continue reading →

Keep the headlights low. Keep the speedo high. Continue reading →

I’ve never had somebody shine a light on me. Continue reading →

Now this one’s really caught between two worlds, I think, ‘cos it’s kind of serious, and yet the subject matter is thoroughly stupid. It’s a one-note joke, except it’s not really a joke at all. Continue reading →