Category Archives: Homeless Songs

Todally

There is todally no excuse for this; it’s a big basic Bryan Adams/Michael McDonald/Michael Bolton-styley power ballad wedding song. Eddie Perfect and I were trading potential choruses over SMS; Ed’s is (more or less) the “fatal blow” one that gets … Continue reading

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Song For Kitty

Kitty Marie Perfect was born on July 8, 2009. Martin Martini is a perfect gentleman. Continue reading

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On Hold

Another from 2006’s aborted “Real Estate“. Bring on the anguish! Continue reading

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The Latecomer

The planned opening song to 2006’s abandoned “Real Estate” project. Continue reading

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That’s News To Me

Written for the 2007 Walkley Awards on SBS. Continue reading

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D.R.O.W.S.Y.

Keep the headlights low. Keep the speedo high. Continue reading

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The Lighting Desk Song

I’ve never had somebody shine a light on me. Continue reading

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Marie

Now this one’s really caught between two worlds, I think, ‘cos it’s kind of serious, and yet the subject matter is thoroughly stupid. It’s a one-note joke, except it’s not really a joke at all. Continue reading

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Three-Quarter Time

This one hasn’t found its album yet, but it’s fun to play. Continue reading

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